Monday 17 June 2013

TGO Challenge 2013 Days 13 and 14: Sacrificial Virgins

 
Stonehaven Beach 23 May 2013

I have deliberately made the heading for this blog salacious.  The last time I used the word ‘virgin’ in the title of one of my posts I got a record number of hits. Smut sells apparently. If you are wondering what I was writing about last time, it was in my post of 24 August 2012. I can’t do the clever linky thing so you’ll just have to look it up in the blog index to the right of this post if you really want to check it out.  Another post of mine, incidentally, that also got a large number of hits, was one in which I made a mildly jocular reference to missile testing in North Korea.  The statistics thingy on blogger informed me that many of those additional hits were from China.  Paranoid? Moi?

From Feughside I could have made the coast in one long day. Instead I split it into two short walks. Having heard that the tracks in the Fetteresso Forest were being pretty much mucked about by large amounts of heavy machinery, building another useless windfarm, I had decided to skirt around the edge and head for Lochton, where there was a B and B called Lochton House.  This, to my mind, was an amazing coincidence, what with it being located at a place called Lochton. I had phoned ahead and was told it was fully booked, but when she found out I was on the Challenge, the landlady, Anne, kindly said she would find some space for me to crash on the floor in a spare room or let me camp in the garden.
Mulloch Stone Circle

It didn’t matter it was a short day. I would fill it by buying a newspaper at Strachan on the way to Lochton and then read it slowly over coffee and cake in the café there.  As it turned out, no I wouldn’t. There isn’t a shop in Strachan to buy a newspaper, or to buy anything else for that matter.  Nor is there a café. So I ambled slowly along the lanes, with the weather almost reverting to that of a week earlier, strong blustery squalls and showers of rain, sleet and hail.  For the first time on the walk I actually bothered to stop to brew up. This was in Knock Wood, and I then diverted a short way to see an ancient stone circle shown on the OS Map. It wasn't exactly Stonehenge or Avebury, but I am sure that such showy Stoneage vulgarity was over doing it if all you needed to do was to sacrifice a few virgins.  And then it was on to Lochton, and a nice cup of tea with Anne, a pitch in the garden, and the keys to the house as Anne was off out for the evening.  This was to allow me to make use of the facilities, including a shower and sit inside if I wished. And in the morning I got the full Scottish breakfast and then Anne tried to say I only need pay a fiver for all this - breakfast, camping, shower, sitting room and loo, which was way under the odds. Another of the very kind people I met over the fortnight.
Not very wild camping at Lochton House

The following day I set off along what is called the ‘Slug Road’ towards Stonehaven. Why? Not why did I set off to Stonehaven, as that should be obvious to anyone cleverer than a slug. Why is that road so named?  The first few miles were horrible as it was very busy and it was tipping it down. It is telling to watch and consider driver behaviour towards pedestrians when there isn’t a pavement. I estimate about half don’t slow down at all, and about a quarter don’t even move out. A simple, polite action which might add at most 10 or 15 seconds to their journey, yet potentially prevent a serious accident and even avoid killing someone, seems to be beyond some of the morons who are allowed behind the wheels of cars, vans and lorries.
I pondered on the name of this busy road and, of course, I was ridiculously pleased when I eventually saw a real slug in the road. Once I could cut off onto minor roads the walk improved tremendously, despite the driving showers of hail and rain.  Then the sea came into view, and then Stonehaven, and then Graham, the only other Challenger I had seen since leaving Feughside. Graham and I walked down to Stonehaven together. It was really good to have company for this last stretch of the walk, and we were both a little taken aback by being stopped on the outskirts of the town by an elderly gentleman who simply wanted to know if we were Challengers and then congratulate us on getting across. How nice. It added to the feeling we had done something special.
The obligatory toe in sea photograph

Stonehaven Harbour 
So we arrived on the beach. The sun had just come out and we smiled a lot and took photographs and that was it really. I’m not certain what I felt. Pleased to have made it across and not given up. Certainly.  Sad it was over?  I’m not sure.  Glad it was over? I don’t think so, but I’m not sure of that either. The normal mixture I suppose many experience. I’m not even certain I know now, three or more weeks later.
Park Hotel Montrose

And then it was the train to Montrose and the dinner at the Park Hotel and the pleasure in seeing what felt like long lost friends, none of whom I had ever met just a fortnight earlier, and then it really was sad thinking that I would not often, if at all, see these people again. Unless, of course, my name comes out of the hat next year……
Now, where are those maps? My route is going to be so much better second time around. It will be more challenging. I will be fitter.  There will be less apprehension and more anticipation. Less road walking. A bit more bog. A hill or two. Or even three. Callater Lodge and Tarfside. And even the occasional deviation from 180 degrees east. And whatever the weather the sun will shine. As another, far more experienced Challenger is fond of saying, "it's all in the mind".

Challenge Dinner, Park Hotel
 
Chas and Dave with Vicky and Toby
 
With Chas and Dave. Dave was the youngest Challenger and the best catcher of a duck you ever did see :)

25 comments:

  1. Yours has been one of the most fun Challenge blogs to ever have clapped eyes on.
    :-)
    It was great to finally meet you & I bet you'll end up doing quite a few more of these.
    Cheers David
    Alal

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    1. Alan

      That is such a kind comment. Thank you. It is interesting to see the different styles of writing we have all adopted. I have enjoyed all the Challenge write ups I have read. Some are beautifully written with great photos and lovely prose. Some have these and are funny too. Your own blog makes that latter category. I simply play the buffoon. Or do I mean I play the basoon? I can't think straight now, the sun being well over the yard arm :)

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  2. An excellent account of your challenge laying bare all the emotions in a funny and very readable way.
    I'm sure you'll be back for many more challenges.
    Norma and I spent an hour in the sun at that same stone circle - no sign or remains of sacrificed virgins though :-)

    JK

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    1. John, thank you for your kind comments. So you and Norma were at that stone circle the day before me? Does that explain the empty pot of woad and all the severed chickens' heads and entrails at the centre of the circle?

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  3. I really enjoyed all your Challenge posts David. Good on you for getting across and dipping your toes in the sea on the east coast. If you fancy seeing this Challenger again for a backpack or hike give me a shout.

    I have yet to get to Braemar on my write-up yet. Still sitting in my tent in the rain...............

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  4. And I am looking forward to the rest of your posts, James. Would love to meet up for a backpack if we can sort diaries. At the moment I am full time puppy sitting but this will not go on for ever :)

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  5. Brilliant stuff David. I've really enjoyed following the ups and downs of your journey across the country. Huge congratulations for getting to Stonehaven, and braving some of the more backwater parts of Aberdeenshire on the way!

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    1. Thanks, Nick, although my walking efforts look weak alongside yours. Rural Aberdeenshire is perfectly pleasant and is hardly 'duelling banjos' country. I think :)

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  6. A really enjoyable read and it sounds like you've been bitten by the bug! I have the fourth version of our next Challenge planned, this is The One I will be submitting if our names come out of the hat. Hope to see you somewhere along the way!

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    1. I hope so too, Louise. Still miffed we didn't meet in Braemar :(

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    2. You were so close to meeting Louise in Braemar too. When we first met you, in the Fife Arms, Louise (and Laura) had left us only a minute or two before.

      To echo what others have said, I've thoroughly enjoyed your Challenge posts. Excellent stuff!

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    3. Darn it. Being late in to the Fife, not a sock with a hole in it.

      Thanks for the complement about the blog, Gail.

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  7. Really enjoyed your blog David. It was very entertaining, and you have taken to the challenge like a duck to water :-) . It was great to meet you m8, and really pleased you finished, in some style. It must have seemed a long way off, in your Akto outside Sourlies bothy on the first friday. look forward to camping in a tick free field with you next time we both get onto challenge again. Well done David.
    John

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    1. Thanks John. I enjoyed your company at Loch Arkaig. And remember, watch your groin when ticks are about.

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  8. I actually enjoyed reading this too although the thought of walking all that way fills me with dread! Well done, both on the challenge and on the blog! :-)

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  9. Thanks David. Shame about what you said, though. II was going to invite you along next year ;)

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  10. An enjoyable read.
    I had to laugh about the experienced advice you were getting about your route. I got similar feedback in Mallaig the previous year, T"he first timers, their all going to die".
    Similar doubts along the way about going home, generally at night in the p*ssing rain. A good nights sleep generally fixed the moral.
    Hope to meet you next year, I was persona non grata this year but have high hopes for 2014.

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  11. Thanks Sandy. Good luck with the 2014 entry.

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  12. A great write-up. Thanks for the entertainment.

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  13. A really enjoyable read. Very entertaining, especially the duck incident which had me in stitches. Makes me half consider giving something like that a go myself .... and then I come to me senses ;-)

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  14. John and Steve

    Thanks both for the kind comments. Steve, it is fabulous. Go on. You know you want to!

    David

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  15. John and Steve

    Thanks both for the kind comments. Steve, it is fabulous. Go on. You know you want to!

    David

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  16. Yep I agree with them above.
    I missed this last day.
    So jolly fine that you are doing it again in 2013.
    That means another good read next June.
    You realise it is an addiction don't you.
    And some have no cure.

    Just sayin......

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    1. I meant in 2014.
      Look, it's late I should be asleep, not reading.

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    2. Thank you for you latest series of comments, Andrew, all the product of insomnia, it seems. My route for 2014 is almost ready to be submitted. It meets all the criteria mentioned in the final paragraph of the blog post above. Crikey there are even (a few!) Munros

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