Stonehaven Beach 23 May 2013 |
I have deliberately made the heading for this blog salacious. The last time I used the word ‘virgin’ in the title of one of my posts I got a record number of hits. Smut sells apparently. If you are wondering what I was writing about last time, it was in my post of 24 August 2012. I can’t do the clever linky thing so you’ll just have to look it up in the blog index to the right of this post if you really want to check it out. Another post of mine, incidentally, that also got a large number of hits, was one in which I made a mildly jocular reference to missile testing in North Korea. The statistics thingy on blogger informed me that many of those additional hits were from China. Paranoid? Moi?
From Feughside I could have made the coast in one long day.
Instead I split it into two short walks. Having heard that the tracks in the Fetteresso
Forest were being pretty much mucked about by large amounts of heavy machinery, building another useless windfarm, I
had decided to skirt around the edge and head for Lochton, where there was a B
and B called Lochton House. This, to my
mind, was an amazing coincidence, what with it being located at a place called
Lochton. I had phoned ahead and was told it was fully booked, but when she
found out I was on the Challenge, the landlady, Anne, kindly said she would
find some space for me to crash on the floor in a spare room or let me camp in the
garden.
Mulloch Stone Circle |
It didn’t matter it was a short day. I would fill it by
buying a newspaper at Strachan on the way to Lochton and then read it slowly over coffee
and cake in the café there. As it turned
out, no I wouldn’t. There isn’t a shop in Strachan to buy a newspaper, or to
buy anything else for that matter. Nor
is there a café. So I ambled slowly
along the lanes, with the weather almost reverting to that of a week earlier, strong
blustery squalls and showers of rain, sleet and hail. For the first time on the walk I actually
bothered to stop to brew up. This was in Knock Wood, and I then diverted a short
way to see an ancient stone circle shown on the OS Map. It wasn't
exactly Stonehenge or Avebury, but I am sure that such showy Stoneage vulgarity was over
doing it if all you needed to do was to sacrifice a few virgins. And then it was on to Lochton, and a nice cup
of tea with Anne, a pitch in the garden, and the keys to the house as Anne
was off out for the evening. This was to allow me to make use of the facilities, including a
shower and sit inside if I wished. And in the morning I got the full Scottish
breakfast and then Anne tried to say I only need pay a fiver for all this - breakfast, camping, shower, sitting room and loo, which was way
under the odds. Another of the very kind people I met over the fortnight.
Not very wild camping at Lochton House |
The following day I set off along what is called the ‘Slug Road’ towards
Stonehaven. Why? Not why did I set off to Stonehaven, as that should be obvious to anyone cleverer than a slug. Why is that road so named? The first few miles were
horrible as it was very busy and it was tipping it down. It is telling to watch
and consider driver behaviour towards pedestrians when there isn’t a pavement.
I estimate about half don’t slow down at all, and about a quarter don’t even
move out. A simple, polite action which might add at most 10 or 15 seconds to their journey, yet
potentially prevent a serious accident and even avoid killing someone, seems to
be beyond some of the morons who are allowed behind the wheels of cars, vans
and lorries.
I pondered on the name of this busy road and, of course, I
was ridiculously pleased when I eventually saw a real slug in the road. Once
I could cut off onto minor roads the walk improved tremendously, despite the
driving showers of hail and rain. Then the sea came into view, and then Stonehaven, and then
Graham, the only other Challenger I had seen since leaving Feughside. Graham
and I walked down to Stonehaven together. It was really good to have company
for this last stretch of the walk, and we were both a little taken aback by
being stopped on the outskirts of the town by an elderly gentleman who simply wanted
to know if we were Challengers and then congratulate us on getting across. How nice. It added to the feeling we had done something special.
The obligatory toe in sea photograph |
Stonehaven Harbour |
Park Hotel Montrose |
And then it was the train to Montrose and the dinner at the Park Hotel and the
pleasure in seeing what felt like long lost friends, none of whom I had ever
met just a fortnight earlier, and then it really was sad thinking that I would not
often, if at all, see these people again. Unless, of course, my name comes out of
the hat next year……
Now, where are those maps? My route is going to be so much
better second time around. It will be more challenging. I will be fitter. There will be less apprehension and more
anticipation. Less road walking. A bit more bog. A hill or two. Or even three. Callater
Lodge and Tarfside. And even the occasional deviation from 180 degrees east. And whatever the weather the sun will shine. As another, far more experienced Challenger is fond of saying, "it's all in the mind".
With Chas and Dave. Dave was the youngest Challenger and the best catcher of a duck you ever did see :) |
Yours has been one of the most fun Challenge blogs to ever have clapped eyes on.
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It was great to finally meet you & I bet you'll end up doing quite a few more of these.
Cheers David
Alal
Alan
DeleteThat is such a kind comment. Thank you. It is interesting to see the different styles of writing we have all adopted. I have enjoyed all the Challenge write ups I have read. Some are beautifully written with great photos and lovely prose. Some have these and are funny too. Your own blog makes that latter category. I simply play the buffoon. Or do I mean I play the basoon? I can't think straight now, the sun being well over the yard arm :)
An excellent account of your challenge laying bare all the emotions in a funny and very readable way.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you'll be back for many more challenges.
Norma and I spent an hour in the sun at that same stone circle - no sign or remains of sacrificed virgins though :-)
JK
John, thank you for your kind comments. So you and Norma were at that stone circle the day before me? Does that explain the empty pot of woad and all the severed chickens' heads and entrails at the centre of the circle?
DeleteI really enjoyed all your Challenge posts David. Good on you for getting across and dipping your toes in the sea on the east coast. If you fancy seeing this Challenger again for a backpack or hike give me a shout.
ReplyDeleteI have yet to get to Braemar on my write-up yet. Still sitting in my tent in the rain...............
And I am looking forward to the rest of your posts, James. Would love to meet up for a backpack if we can sort diaries. At the moment I am full time puppy sitting but this will not go on for ever :)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant stuff David. I've really enjoyed following the ups and downs of your journey across the country. Huge congratulations for getting to Stonehaven, and braving some of the more backwater parts of Aberdeenshire on the way!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Nick, although my walking efforts look weak alongside yours. Rural Aberdeenshire is perfectly pleasant and is hardly 'duelling banjos' country. I think :)
DeleteA really enjoyable read and it sounds like you've been bitten by the bug! I have the fourth version of our next Challenge planned, this is The One I will be submitting if our names come out of the hat. Hope to see you somewhere along the way!
ReplyDeleteI hope so too, Louise. Still miffed we didn't meet in Braemar :(
DeleteYou were so close to meeting Louise in Braemar too. When we first met you, in the Fife Arms, Louise (and Laura) had left us only a minute or two before.
DeleteTo echo what others have said, I've thoroughly enjoyed your Challenge posts. Excellent stuff!
Darn it. Being late in to the Fife, not a sock with a hole in it.
DeleteThanks for the complement about the blog, Gail.
Really enjoyed your blog David. It was very entertaining, and you have taken to the challenge like a duck to water :-) . It was great to meet you m8, and really pleased you finished, in some style. It must have seemed a long way off, in your Akto outside Sourlies bothy on the first friday. look forward to camping in a tick free field with you next time we both get onto challenge again. Well done David.
ReplyDeleteJohn
Thanks John. I enjoyed your company at Loch Arkaig. And remember, watch your groin when ticks are about.
DeleteI actually enjoyed reading this too although the thought of walking all that way fills me with dread! Well done, both on the challenge and on the blog! :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks David. Shame about what you said, though. II was going to invite you along next year ;)
ReplyDeleteAn enjoyable read.
ReplyDeleteI had to laugh about the experienced advice you were getting about your route. I got similar feedback in Mallaig the previous year, T"he first timers, their all going to die".
Similar doubts along the way about going home, generally at night in the p*ssing rain. A good nights sleep generally fixed the moral.
Hope to meet you next year, I was persona non grata this year but have high hopes for 2014.
Thanks Sandy. Good luck with the 2014 entry.
ReplyDeleteA great write-up. Thanks for the entertainment.
ReplyDeleteA really enjoyable read. Very entertaining, especially the duck incident which had me in stitches. Makes me half consider giving something like that a go myself .... and then I come to me senses ;-)
ReplyDeleteJohn and Steve
ReplyDeleteThanks both for the kind comments. Steve, it is fabulous. Go on. You know you want to!
David
John and Steve
ReplyDeleteThanks both for the kind comments. Steve, it is fabulous. Go on. You know you want to!
David
Yep I agree with them above.
ReplyDeleteI missed this last day.
So jolly fine that you are doing it again in 2013.
That means another good read next June.
You realise it is an addiction don't you.
And some have no cure.
Just sayin......
I meant in 2014.
DeleteLook, it's late I should be asleep, not reading.
Thank you for you latest series of comments, Andrew, all the product of insomnia, it seems. My route for 2014 is almost ready to be submitted. It meets all the criteria mentioned in the final paragraph of the blog post above. Crikey there are even (a few!) Munros
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