Monday, 4 March 2019

Why I’m Leaving Twitter - Things Aint What They Used To Be….Or Are They?



I’ve had it with social media.  There is much debate about whether it is a force for good or not.  On balance I reckon it is not.  Apart from a two day trial I never did Facebook.  I had an Instagram account until recently but hardly used it so deleted it a month or so back.  After I have circulated this blog post via Twitter to my ‘followers’ I shall delete my Twitter account after seven years of pretty active use.  This piece explains why, not that anybody should be interested.  I will try not to turn it into a rant.  In it I will appear to criticise Twitter users ‘en masse’.  The criticisms will, in fact, not relate to many Twitter users as individuals.  And many of them will relate to me and my behaviours.  I’ll repeat that.  I am as guilty as many of some of the things I will moan about.

Twitter is not good for my mental health.  I suffer from depression and anxiety.  I easily get irritated.  I can brood on things and let them stew.  I do not suffer people whom I consider to be fools gladly.  I hate dishonesty, and have contempt for arguments which lack logic, or are based on false premises, or factual inaccuracy.  I despise those who see life in black and white terms (metaphorically and literally!), who cannot see that most things (I’m thinking politics here) have pros and cons.  These views and characteristics mean that Twitter is not a good place for me.

Twitter is lowering my opinion of my fellow man.  That’s people in general as opposed to individuals.  Perhaps the human race has always displayed the characteristics I dislike which I’ve mentioned above, and that social media is merely making them more obvious.  I suspect not, however.  When our interaction with our fellow human beings was mainly face-to-face we could have more nuanced communications.  We would explain our point of view and hear others more courteously.  280 characters rarely allows justice to be done to anything other than the banal.  How often have you read a Tweet and thought that the writer would never say that, or use those words, if they were sitting with the recipient down at the pub?  Twitter debates can be like road rage.  People act in ways that they wouldn’t dream of doing if they were not in their own little metal, or cyber, bubble.  The fact that so many post anonymously is particularly pernicious and allows greater levels of rudeness and unpleasant behaviour.

Connected with this is the polarisation that Twitter brings.  The best examples are, of course, the debates and Tweets about politics as exemplified by Brexit (in the UK) or Trump (in the USA and in the UK).  Thus, we read so frequently that all Tory MPs are heartless, they are all upper class fascists, and they want the poor to become poorer.  At the same time, thousands of others are implying that Labour MPs are thick, simply envious and jealous of success, that they believe in magic money trees and think that Stalin was a bloody good chap.  As for Brexit?  How often does anybody admit that the EU has pros and cons, that there are some  good arguments for leaving and some good arguments for remaining; or that the referendum campaign was filled with lies and distortions and predictions that turned out to be hopelessly wrong - from both sides?  When did you last read a Tweet about politics that said “On balance I believe….”?

With my personality traits all the above just winds me up, makes me cross and depressed by what I consider the illogicality, dishonesty or stupidity of others.  No doubt people who have read my Tweets have often thought the same about me.

Twitter does have good points.  It has helped me keep in touch easily with a large number of friends, many of whom I know personally, and others met, and only known through Twitter.  It does provide useful links to interesting articles and blogs and the like.  Oh, and some great cat and dog videos.  However, much of this is shallow and superficial.  When you realise that you have just spent ten minutes, as I did the other day, reading a thread about whether the rock band Queen really was British, and inwardly sneering or cheering at the views on the thread, you know it’s time to go and get on with having a proper life.  Further, when people you really like whenever you meet them in person are adding to your depression with their Tweets then it’s time to go.

Some readers of this who have followed me on Twitter may remember that I love writing real letters to friends, ideally with a beautiful fountain pen on quality notepaper.  This is time consuming.  But so is Twitter.  However, it is also infinitely more satisfying, and a far better way to communicate, despite, or possibly because of the effort involved, the time it takes, the thought that must go into it and the cost of the stamp.  E-mail, of course, is also superb for keeping in touch and blog posts can allow more thought, better prose and are a great vehicle for sharing or learning.  I’ll miss Twitter but I shall survive without it.  I am, however, wondering if there is the equivalent of the nicotine patch for someone who has decided to give up?

Do keep in touch if you wish.  Many readers (assuming this post will have readers) have my e-mail address; if not this Blog does have a linky thing allowing you to contact me should you have the need or desire to send me a message.  And, as ever, comments on what I have written above are welcome.


Saturday, 8 December 2018

Behind the Scenes: A rarely glimpsed glimpse of how the world’s premier backpacking event is organised


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No Pictures of the Stringpuller are known to exist but it is believed that he has a large office on the top floor of this London building where his colleagues refer to him as 'SP' 


Warning

This post contains in-jokes (if ‘jokes’ is the right descriptor for such feeble attempts at humour, some of which are so ‘in’ that they are only understood within the warped brain that sits in Fellbound’s head). Thus, you may want to clear off now and spend your time more productively than reading this tripe.


A conversation in cyberspace between The Stringpuller (SP) and a distinguished, but shady, Peer of the Realm


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A Right Toff: Lord Elpus 

SP: Right. That’s the route for the world’s second best backpacking event put to bed. I must say, I’m quite looking forward to Scotland in May. I reckon that with a few more crossings I'll begin really to enjoy the TGO Challenge. But now we need to get the premier event sorted.

Lord Elpus (for it is he):  Well you’ve done the bulk of the route planning for the Challenge and I’ve sorted our accommodation. That means it’s over to Mad ‘n’ Bad or the veryveryniceman to sort the Pre-Walk Daunder.

SP:  Mad’n’Bad? Are you crazy? If he plans the route we’ll be on heart attack watch for three days. He’ll have us up every sodding hill between the Appalachians and the Urals. No. it’ll have to be the veryveryniceman.  Anyway, he did sod all of any use planning the Challenge Route. His main contributions were to suggest that we might get wet feet when we ford The Feshie, and complaining that the Melgarve Bothy might be "a bit dirty and smelly" or somesuch nonsense.  Trail shoe wearing wussiness.  But you best keep an eye on him. We don’t want a repetition of the 2017 Daunder fiasco do we?  Not a café or pub in sight on the first day. We had to schism after 30 minutes to find cake if you remember. And he sodded up the weather too.  Keep him on a tight string.  Let him think he’s planning it, but set strict parameters. And tell him who to invite or he’ll be asking his mates along. I can’t be doing with that bunch of saddos.

Lord Elpus:  Okay. So who should be on the list.  How about Judith…..

SP: Whoaaa.  Hold it right there fella.  Aren’t you on your new Chinese Huawei phone? Remember. No real names please. We don’t know who might be listening in. It wouldn't do to have a foreign power subverting the participation list now, would it? I would suggest you, me, Mad ‘n’ Bad, Veryveryniceman, Benchmark Barney, Twelve Tents, the Walton’s Boy and The Good Doctor. Oh and we must make sure we ask 
No Maps Croydon. I certainly wouldn't fancy telling him he hasn't been invited. He'd do that seemingly innocent, but actually very menacing stare thing. You know. Where he holds on to you arm, and looks you straight in the eyes. It always reminds me of that lad I was at school with. The kids all called him "Headbutt Billy". But not to his face, obviously. 

Lord Elpus:  An excellent choice SP. A perfectly rounded group. It will allow me to tick all the boxes in the Equalities' Assessment Forms that you want me to fill in. Your commitment to political correctness does you great credit, if I may say. Let’s see. 22% of us will be women.  As women, on average, get paid 22% less than men that seems reasonable. Mad ‘n’ Bad is a cross dresser as those photos of the pantomime prove. We have a Scot, a bloke with a Welsh name, a Cockney living in Croydon and a balder version of Joey Essex. Crikey, we’ve even invited a Yorkshireman.  You can’t get more tolerant and liberal than that. You know, SP, I reckon you and I could have really cracked the diversity deficit that so shames this once great nation of ours.


Meanwhile, in Wales.  A conversation in Fellbound Hall


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Fellbound
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Mrs Fellbound

Fellbound:  Well I think the Stringpuller has finally sorted the Challenge route. He’d have struggled without my input.  And I gave that Upper Class Nob some tips about accommodation, but they weren’t up to his ideas of palatial splendour so he’s ignored me. Be it on his own head. As you know, I'm not one to say "I told you so", but if it all goes wrong he may just hear it from me.

Mrs Fellbound:  Sorry, did you say something yet again dear? I didn’t catch it. I was watching the paint dry on that tea tray I’ve been decorating.  Anyway, how are you feeling? You know. In yourself?

Fellbound:  Well if I’m honest, which I always am, me being a veryveryniceman, I was a bit down and stressed. I thought I might get landed with organising the Pre-Walk Daunder again. Do you remember when I had to do it in 2017?Nightmare! I designed the perfect route, and within thirty minutes of starting walking the Stringpuller and Lord Elpus disappeared to eat cake and we didn’t see them again for two days. Then we lost the little fella with the dog, that Cockney chap from Croydon and sixty-six point six six six recurring per cent of the wimmin folk.  They took a short cut and pinched all the best wild camp spots by the tarn. Swine, the lot of them. Still. That’s all in the past. Thank goodness it’ll be Mad ‘n’ Bad who is landed with it this year. By the way, have you seen those photos of him in that rather fetching dress he sent me last week? Not the one where he had his hair in pig tails. The other one. I think you’d look rather good in it.

Mrs Fellbound: Yes dear. Isn't it time for your warm milk now? Night night. 
  
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No Maps Croydon

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Twelve Tents before he lost his hair



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Benchmark Barney


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Mad 'n' Bad



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The Walton Boy

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The Good Doctor
To be continued....next April