tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6257326944769558416.post2811316204235028560..comments2023-10-01T13:11:10.917+01:00Comments on FellBound: TGO Challenge Day 12: All Tucked In, and a Sad Confession FellBoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13089687581260477621noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6257326944769558416.post-22241556980416813112014-07-10T10:06:15.877+01:002014-07-10T10:06:15.877+01:00Hello Ian. I will not ask how you know that your C...Hello Ian. I will not ask how you know that your Coca-Cola and cocaine analogy is true! I am now off to get my dictionary out to look up 'oleaginous'.FellBoundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13089687581260477621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6257326944769558416.post-43683344906812794632014-07-10T10:04:38.395+01:002014-07-10T10:04:38.395+01:00You can have too much cold turkey, Chris. As I say...You can have too much cold turkey, Chris. As I say every year on 28th December.FellBoundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13089687581260477621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6257326944769558416.post-9284261130192600482014-07-05T22:42:28.505+01:002014-07-05T22:42:28.505+01:00Having just returned from a brief sojurn in the la...Having just returned from a brief sojurn in the land of Camembert, Roquefort and Chevre, I absolutely must allay any doubts that I am a Primula lover. Primula bears the same relation to cheese as Coca-Cola does to cocaine. Never let it be said that I am closed minded - I have actually tried Primula as a foodstuff - once but NEVER again. However, it's oleaginous nature makes it ideal as a foot cream and perhaps even for other purposes where a lubricant is required.Ian Sommerville.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08250241252861339865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6257326944769558416.post-30065979728506245242014-07-01T22:01:32.079+01:002014-07-01T22:01:32.079+01:00I would like to quash any rumours or speculation a...I would like to quash any rumours or speculation about my parentage. My mother assures me that my Scottish genes are a throwback to a family line from the Western Highlands several hundred years ago, and are in no way linked to any drunken episodes in the mid-sixties. <br /><br />And as I have not sired any offspring myself, and there will be no descendants who will inherit this fine pair of walking legs, could I suggest that a cull could just result in unnecessary bloodshed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6257326944769558416.post-82771799535316299052014-07-01T20:55:52.724+01:002014-07-01T20:55:52.724+01:00Due to your confession of primula abuse does this ...Due to your confession of primula abuse does this mean that you will now be seeking help in the guise of primula anonymous or will you go cold turkey which i hear is good with primula :-)chris yappnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6257326944769558416.post-50925265204225640082014-07-01T12:06:37.781+01:002014-07-01T12:06:37.781+01:00"Keep up at the back, there" as Ian and ..."Keep up at the back, there" as Ian and John might have said to me, but I certainly have to say to you, Alan. You clearly have not been paying close attention to my posts. I distinctly recall explaining in earlier submissions that Ian has never eaten Primula in his life, him being a lover of fine foods. He does, however, think it suitable for relieving aching, sweaty feet.<br /><br />On your other point, they didn't admit to being related, but now you suggest it there is a clear physical similarity. I think a DNA test may be in order....and possibly their joint appearance on the Jeremy Kyle show. "My long lost dad finally reappeared, smeared me with Primula Cheese and frog marched me across Scotland". FellBoundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13089687581260477621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6257326944769558416.post-73377457481066923742014-07-01T10:51:45.876+01:002014-07-01T10:51:45.876+01:00Are John and Ian related?
Look again at the pictur...Are John and Ian related?<br />Look again at the picture of the pair of them on the bridge over the North Esk.<br />A genetic link might explain the speed at which they travel and their predisposition towards tube encased dairy products.<br />I suggest a cull - something quick and painless, to stop this gene being passed on to future Challengers. Or is it too late?Alan Slomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17966543499033330765noreply@blogger.com